hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via gems-from-you)


all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(via 1000meaninglesswrds)


my essay isn’t done but i sure am

(Source: tiniestleaf, via express-thyself)

"A humble person is not someone who thinks he’s nothing. A humble person knows he’s something, but he recognises God as the source of his greatness. Thinking one is something without recognising God as the source leads to arrogance."

(via lamegrownup)

(Source: lifeisliterallylimited, via l0ve4mydeen-xxx)


affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

(Source: ssj-potato, via aaliyvh)